Jerk Off to Jack In

The human race finds more ways to be immensely resourceful yet equally repulsive.

FILTHY SWINE.

Consuming too much power? Love to derm the worm? Is hugging your trees a hobby?

Introducing WankBand:

Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself. The Wankband, which resembles a fitness tracker, uses a small kinetic charger built into the band to generate and store electricity created by motion — specifically, the motion that is usually done while watching porn. To encourage users to save energy by using their Wankbands, Pornhub is creating a “Wanking Warriors program” that offers special rewards.

Way to keep those marathon mobile porn sessions going!!

Still, however perverted, it is a conscience attempt to help conserve energy. I’m not even opposed to beta testing it. I can find other up & down motions…like scratching!

Pornhub, you make Travis Touchdown proud.

Sources: Pornhub’s Youtube Channel

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Brownstone Singer DEAD

I’m not big on R&B but I remember the group Brownstone. Unfortunately, Charamayne Maxwell left this planet Friday night.

TMZ reports that she died from a fall & cut her neck on broken glass.

Police don’t suspect foul play but the shit sound fishy as hell to me…

Either way, R.I.P. to a talent, a mother & wife. You’ll live on through your music.

VR: Not Your Granny’s Immersion!

REJOICE!!

You are reading words most holy by the villain, Blade God Syg!

The Mayor asked if I could rain gems down on the populous and being the benevolent being I am, I’ll acquiesce to her wishes.

Now…Let’s Talk Virtual Reality.

People hear Virtual Reality & think those wack games at Dave & Busters eons ago or the retina burning, neck cramping Virtual Boy console from Nintendo. Because of Zuck & Co. buying Oculus (known for their still-in-development Rift headset), now VR is all the rage.

Samsung has teamed with Oculus to make the Gear VR headset where you use your Note 4 (or the newly announced Galaxy S6) as the display, Google has makeshift VR with Cardboard & has partnered with Mattel for the next-gen ViewMaster, & today HTC announced the Vive, a headset being made in conjuction with Valve (Steam, Half-Life, Left4Dead).

With so many devices & VR being for considered for more than games, you know the porn industry had to throw their hat in the ring! Here’s a couple videos from Complex of people using the Gear VR watching porn.

Watching Porn in Virtual Reality:

Seniors watching porn in VR:

VR is a complex beast & it’s about to broaden your very limited horizons. Demolition Man called it, people.

Do you think you could enjoy VR porn?

Sources: Complex, Engadget

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