You Won’t Wake Up In A New Bugatti

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The Veyron is dead. Long Live Bugatti Veyron!!

I happened to peruse WIRED while doing my daily subjugation & noticed that the last Veyron has been sold.

*sheds tear*

I’ll have one of my minions steal one. At least I still have $8,000 ice cream.

Source: WIRED

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This free engine is Unreal

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REJOICE!!

Budding video game developers and miscellaneous finger twiddlers, the world’s most popular video game engine is now FREE!

Instead of paying for a license like in the olden days, it’s free to use to your puny heart’s content. Epic will still take a small amount of any profits made (5%) as compared to what they used to take (25%, on top of licensing).

I wonder how the indie games scene will look now. Twiddle away, gents.

Check the source for more info.

Source: Epic

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Jerk Off to Jack In

The human race finds more ways to be immensely resourceful yet equally repulsive.

FILTHY SWINE.

Consuming too much power? Love to derm the worm? Is hugging your trees a hobby?

Introducing WankBand:

Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself. The Wankband, which resembles a fitness tracker, uses a small kinetic charger built into the band to generate and store electricity created by motion — specifically, the motion that is usually done while watching porn. To encourage users to save energy by using their Wankbands, Pornhub is creating a “Wanking Warriors program” that offers special rewards.

Way to keep those marathon mobile porn sessions going!!

Still, however perverted, it is a conscience attempt to help conserve energy. I’m not even opposed to beta testing it. I can find other up & down motions…like scratching!

Pornhub, you make Travis Touchdown proud.

Sources: Pornhub’s Youtube Channel

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Brownstone Singer DEAD

I’m not big on R&B but I remember the group Brownstone. Unfortunately, Charamayne Maxwell left this planet Friday night.

TMZ reports that she died from a fall & cut her neck on broken glass.

Police don’t suspect foul play but the shit sound fishy as hell to me…

Either way, R.I.P. to a talent, a mother & wife. You’ll live on through your music.

VR: Not Your Granny’s Immersion!

REJOICE!!

You are reading words most holy by the villain, Blade God Syg!

The Mayor asked if I could rain gems down on the populous and being the benevolent being I am, I’ll acquiesce to her wishes.

Now…Let’s Talk Virtual Reality.

People hear Virtual Reality & think those wack games at Dave & Busters eons ago or the retina burning, neck cramping Virtual Boy console from Nintendo. Because of Zuck & Co. buying Oculus (known for their still-in-development Rift headset), now VR is all the rage.

Samsung has teamed with Oculus to make the Gear VR headset where you use your Note 4 (or the newly announced Galaxy S6) as the display, Google has makeshift VR with Cardboard & has partnered with Mattel for the next-gen ViewMaster, & today HTC announced the Vive, a headset being made in conjuction with Valve (Steam, Half-Life, Left4Dead).

With so many devices & VR being for considered for more than games, you know the porn industry had to throw their hat in the ring! Here’s a couple videos from Complex of people using the Gear VR watching porn.

Watching Porn in Virtual Reality:

Seniors watching porn in VR:

VR is a complex beast & it’s about to broaden your very limited horizons. Demolition Man called it, people.

Do you think you could enjoy VR porn?

Sources: Complex, Engadget

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Ellis Ft. Stan Green- Soft Lips & Tattoos

Ellis is back with a bonus track from The Education of Ellis. This one is strictly for the ladies, but he still happens to drop some Jewels (pun intended). Stay tuned as we give you the drop on exclusive Ellis updates.

Download The Education of ELLIS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-education-of-ellis/id908753688

Games, Dope and Hip Hop

DopeNeedleI am not gamer, nor have I ever claimed to be. I am not a guru on what’s new and trendy in the gaming industry. However, I just so happen to be friends with some pretty game savvy folks who are always willing to keep me abreast of the new gaming trends. A buddy of mine and I were having a conversation about the old games we used to play back in our Baltimore City public school days. A personal favorite of mine and a cult classic was Dope Wars.

According to Wikipedia, Drug Wars was created by John E. Dell back in 1984. Dope Wars was a more popular rendition of the game upgraded by Ben Webb. Michael Swain built upon it for its release on graphing calculators. I was lucky enough to play it on my TI-83 (graphing calculator) in class where I would learn nothing math related…or so I thought. The game actually taught me the value of profit!  The key is to buy drugs for a low amount of money and sell them for much higher across the boroughs. BOOM!

It’s very possible that I was drawn to the game due to my love of hip hop culture. When I was coming up, the rappers I listened to were also drug dealers. I wanted to be a rapper so naturally I wanted to sell drugs. Thanks to Dope Wars I could do it legally. I don’t rhyme anymore, but I still listen to hip hop. The rappers now days don’t inspire me to do anything, let alone sell drugs. Nevertheless…I am now a high scoring drug dealer moving that dope on my smart device. Salute to Oliver Dupont for his app version of Dope Wars. I think he did a really good job with his adaptation.  If you want to get hooked on it again, check out his version on Google Play here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=fr.odupont.android.dopewars&hl=en

#DropaJewel4Mayor

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