The human race finds more ways to be immensely resourceful yet equally repulsive.
FILTHY SWINE.
Consuming too much power? Love to derm the worm? Is hugging your trees a hobby?
Introducing WankBand:
Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself. The Wankband, which resembles a fitness tracker, uses a small kinetic charger built into the band to generate and store electricity created by motion — specifically, the motion that is usually done while watching porn. To encourage users to save energy by using their Wankbands, Pornhub is creating a “Wanking Warriors program” that offers special rewards.
Way to keep those marathon mobile porn sessions going!!
Still, however perverted, it is a conscience attempt to help conserve energy. I’m not even opposed to beta testing it. I can find other up & down motions…like scratching!
Pornhub, you make Travis Touchdown proud.
Sources: Pornhub’s Youtube Channel
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DropaJewel, because someone has to 
LLS!!..That video is SNFW. We are such a sex crazed generation it’s not a bad idea to put that energy to better use. This story had me cracking up. Please keep them CUMMIN!
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HA! Puns…
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