Jerk Off to Jack In

The human race finds more ways to be immensely resourceful yet equally repulsive.

FILTHY SWINE.

Consuming too much power? Love to derm the worm? Is hugging your trees a hobby?

Introducing WankBand:

Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself. The Wankband, which resembles a fitness tracker, uses a small kinetic charger built into the band to generate and store electricity created by motion — specifically, the motion that is usually done while watching porn. To encourage users to save energy by using their Wankbands, Pornhub is creating a “Wanking Warriors program” that offers special rewards.

Way to keep those marathon mobile porn sessions going!!

Still, however perverted, it is a conscience attempt to help conserve energy. I’m not even opposed to beta testing it. I can find other up & down motions…like scratching!

Pornhub, you make Travis Touchdown proud.

Sources: Pornhub’s Youtube Channel

Blade God Syg is a contributor. Follow him on Twitter, Instagram or Ello (@bladegodsyg).

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2 thoughts on “Jerk Off to Jack In

  1. LLS!!..That video is SNFW. We are such a sex crazed generation it’s not a bad idea to put that energy to better use. This story had me cracking up. Please keep them CUMMIN!

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