Finally, a song that students all over the United States can relate to. For those unfamiliar, sallie mae is an alternative student loan for those who wish to continue their education. She will assure you the loan, but she is diligent and steadfast in making sure you pay her back…on time…with interest…every month. Shouts out to Dee 1! I am currently paying Sallie Mae back, and I owe her less than the price of a Beyonce concert ticket. Pray my strength. #DropaJewel4Mayor