Let me begin by laughing my ass off. The stock market is one of those things that is easily, in my opinion, the equivalent of taking long piss outside and hoping for no wind or rain. Don’t get me wrong, there are some safer bets that can keep you confident in your portfolio, but nothing is a sure thing. There is always a long list of predictions each year to keep you on edge, and market trends shifting fast enough to make your head swim. In any event, Fortune gives their investors a glimpse of attractive stocks for the new year. Check it out here Follow Fortune Magazine’s writer on twitter @Jenwieczner
DropaJewel, because someone has to 